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Global Warming: Blame the 1990 Clean Air Act!

Posted April 30, 2008

by J. Christoph Amberger

Baltimore — (TFN): According to the European mainstream and the UN, global warming is caused by evil Americans driving SUVs to the malls. The sole salvation of the world lies in establishing a barter system of carbon dioxide indulgences… and sorting household trash all the way to Tuesday.

But over the past few years, scientific studies have pointed at other culprits. Volcanos. Underground anding forests in the coal fires. Decomposing vegetation releasing methane. Cow flatulence. Even expnorthern hemisphere ruthlessly absorbing sunlight and energy.

The most recent study suggests an entirely different kind of planet-destroying hooligan: Birkenstock-wearing European greens and environmentalists with burlap shopping bags and stained denim overalls, the right pant leg rolled up to avoid contact with the greased chain of their black Holland bicycle. And of course yellow buttons with smiling red suns, saying “Atomkraft — nein danke!” in four languages.
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Because now it’s the lack of air pollution that is increasing the warming of Europe.

You see, car emissions are now low in sulfur. Diesel engines have filters not just for soot but micro-soot. Power plants have carbon scrubbers. And acid rain?

Just a nostalgic memory.

But those clouds of pollution that the global warming warriors in Eastern and Western Europe spewed out over the continent well into the 1980s contained planet-saving sulfate aerosols that work like a filter on sunlight:

They reflect short-wave solar radiation back into space, reducing the amount of energy passing into the layer of air closest to the ground. As the sulfur particles decline, their cooling effect no longer works the way it once did. Europe is getting hotter.

Of course, the next logical steps are quite clear. Establish a barter system that encourages the release of sulfates and soot into the pristine skies over Europe.

And identifying one of the main contributors to global warming: President George Bush and the Clean Air Act of 1990.

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